2009年6月24日 星期三

美國經典晚間脫口秀笑話

. 2009年6月24日 星期三

"On his radio show yesterday, Rush Limbaugh called Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor a 'reverse racist.' I got to hand it to Limbaugh. That guy is a reverse genius." --Jimmy Fallon

  在昨天的電台秀上,拉什·林博把最高法院法官候選人索尼婭·索托馬約爾稱作“逆向種族主義者”,我得把這句話告訴林博,那家伙是一個逆向天才。——吉米·法倫

  關于reverse racist:美國種族歧視由來已久,經過長期的斗爭之后,現在表面上算是取得了種族平等,不過有白人認為美國政府矯枉過正,現在對黑人比對白人好,他們就把這種情況叫reverse racist。

  "Well, the big story is the Supreme Court. President Obama has found his nominee. She is a Federal appeals judge. Sonia Sotomayor, I think her name is. A Latino woman, how about that? So, you know what that means. Ruth Bader Ginsburg no longer the hot chick on the court." --Jay Leno

  呃,最高法院有條大新聞。奧巴馬總統找到了他的候選人。她是一名聯邦上訴法院的法官,索尼婭·索托馬約爾,我想她是叫這個名字。一位拉丁美裔的女性,這是什麼情況呢?你們知道這意味著什麼,露絲·金絲伯格不再是法庭上最惹火的妞了。——杰·雷諾

  露絲·金絲伯格是美國九位最高法院法官之一。現年76歲,現在是美國最高法院唯一一名女性大法官。


  "Judge Sotomayor said she seemed overwhelmed today, and she said it really won't sink in until she hears Rush Limbaugh say he hopes she fails." --Jay Leno

  索托馬約爾法官說她今天似乎受到了打擊,她說知道她聽說拉什·林博說希望她失敗她才充分認識到這個問題。——杰·雷諾

  "Actually, the Republicans were a little disappointed. When they heard Obama said he might appoint a minority, they went, 'Oh, great, a Republican!'" --Jay Leno

  事實上,共和黨人有點小失望,他們聽到奧巴馬會任命一個少數派的時候,他們都想“哦,太棒了,共和黨人!”——杰·雷諾

  "History was made today when President Obama nominated Judge Sonia Sotomayor as the first female Hispanic justice to serve in the U.S. Supreme court. Obama said this should help keep the court from leaning too far to the white." --Jimmy Fallon

  今天,創造曆史的一刻就是奧巴馬總統提名法官索尼婭·索托馬約爾成為第一位女性西班牙裔大法官的時候。奧巴馬說這有助于避免最高法院在偏向白人的問題上越走越遠。——吉米·法倫

  "Let me tell you something. These Supreme Court nominees have it a lot tougher being interviewed by President Obama because he used to be a constitutional law professor. So he knows what questions to ask. See, when Bill Clinton had female nominees, he just had the one question: 'Let's see how you look under that robe.'' --Jay Leno

  我跟你們說哦,這些大法官候選人和奧巴馬總統面談的時候可能有點不太好過。因為奧巴馬之前做過憲法學教授。所以他知道要問什麼問題,看吧,克林頓提名女候選人那會兒,他只有一個問題:“咱們看看你不穿長袍的時候什麼樣吧。”——杰·雷諾

  我們從脫口秀主持人的大談特談就能看出,上周奧巴馬提名了最高法院法官候選人的問題是美國人關注的焦點。



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