I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.
I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet, I sit.
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?
Is there a pleasant peasant present?
Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?
Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!
Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York.
Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.
Listen to the local yokel yodel.
Lovely lemon liniment.
Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician.
Mix, Miss Mix!
Moose noshing much mush.
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!
Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.
My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame.
Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt.
Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.
Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of that boar that bored him on the moor, and so one morn he bored the boar - that boar will bore the bear no more.
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too.
Plague-bearing prairie dogs.
Please pay promptly.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.
Real weird rear wheels.
Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
Robin Redbreast's bad breath.